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Custom pet portraits · Unreasonably posh

Good pets.
Badly behaved
aristocrats.

Your pet, reimagined with AI as the fabulously entitled character they already think they are. Pick a scene, upload a photo, and let the ridiculous begin.

Create my pet portrait Find their alter ego

Dogs & cats welcome. Dignity entirely optional.

Posh Paws hero
The portrait they would commission themselves.The Posh treatment

Our founding promises

Your actual pet. Not a generic lookalike.

Your choice of scene & format.

AI-made art. Human-level mischief.

01 / Choose their character

Impeccable taste.
Questionable manners.

Ten scenes. Two very exclusive collections. One pet who was born for the spotlight.

Collection No. 01 / Three scenes

The Powder Room

For the smallest room in the house, a truly oversized personality. Bathroom art with absolutely no shame.

Quarterly Earnings

A gold toilet, reading glasses, stock pages and a cigar.

“Do not disturb. Reviewing the portfolio.”

The Last Roll

Pearls. Shredded toilet paper. Not a shred of remorse.

“I have no idea who did this, darling.”

Spa Day

A clawfoot bubble bath, cucumber slices and champagne.

“Self-care is not optional.”

Shop the Powder Room

Collection No. 02 / Seven scenes

Members Only

Old money energy. Tennis ball priorities.

“Kibble? In this economy?”

Caviar Dreams
The Sommelier
Cabernet with notes of blackberry, oak and tennis ball.
Captain of the Club
A yacht, a navy blazer and no public beaches.
Cart Path Only
A golf cart and a very judgmental tee-time stare.
High Tea
A cat with its pinky raised. The scones are unacceptable.
Chairman of the Board
Oil-painting style, a smoking jacket and a brandy by the fire.
Caviar Dreams
Silver-spoon dining for a pet with expensive taste.
Wheels Up
Private jet. Sunglasses. Leaving without the cat.
Shop Members Only

02 / The transformation

From camera roll
to country club.

No aristocratic pedigree required. Just a photo of your favorite little character.

  1. 01

    Pick their scene

    Match their personality to a Powder Room or Members Only scenario.

  2. 02

    Upload their photo

    Choose a clear, well-lit photo with their face visible. We use it to create their AI portrait.

  3. 03

    Choose their grand entrance

    Keep it digital, hang it on canvas, or put their new persona on a mug, wine glass or golf towel.

03 / A little luxury, your way

Big personality.
Small extravagance.

Digital portrait
$29

Your custom portrait as a digital file.

Canvas
$89

Their new persona, ready for a starring role on your wall.

Mug or wine glass
$28

A little attitude with every sip.

Golf towel
$35

For the pet who takes your handicap personally.

Physical-product shipping and any applicable taxes are shown at checkout.

The Bathroom Bundle

Three portraits.
Zero decorum.

Your pet in all three Powder Room scenes: Quarterly Earnings, The Last Roll and Spa Day. Three digital files, one gloriously silly gift.

$79 / digital bundle

Save $8 compared with three individual digital portraits.

Shop the Bathroom Bundle

The title is honorary. The attitude is real.

Give them the lifestyle
they think they deserve.

For your wall, your best friend, or the pet parent who already has everything except this.

Make my pet posh